Invention of the Week

Every week our resident inventor Francis pitches to Jenna what he's cooked up in the lab (and by lab we mean his head).

Episode 47 : Newgo

Nugo

Magnet Car

CentriPedal

Episode 46 : Mattrench

Pillow Like

Neck Up

Neck Down

Pivot to the Divot

Trench Warfare

Mattron

Episode 45 : Thumber

Weber

Transit

Group

Transient

Switchhiking

Fellowship

Payless

Fleeting

Nicetel

Share Cher

Thumbs

Car

Episode 44 : Combpanion & Busty Quarter

Pelo Perch

Hair Helper

Diabolical Follicle

Morning Muff

Beyond the Breasts

No Nerp Nip

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Sit

No Nip Slip

No Slip On

Nip Tuck

Seams Nice

Busty Corridor

Episode 43 : Face-On

New Face

On Face

Laffy Taffy Nipples

Face Your Face

Face 2: The Facening

Going through a Face

Second Skin

About Face

Episode 42 : Minutes to Ours

Bag of Beans

Smooth Trade

Stuff Swap

What's Yours is Mine

Ours

The Power of Ours

Ours Power

Episode 41 : Wart Are You Up To

Notpples

Secret Sizzlers

Beyond Breasts

Auto Body

Girl Look at that Fake Body

Skintag You're It

Musical Skin Tags

Meester Potato Head

Episode 40 : Clothes for Business

No-Pack Rat

Check Checked

Checked Mate

Fold

Laundry

Launder

Threads Now

Instant Threads

Threadlocks

Fresh Fit

Traveloffity

Wear, You Down

Episode 39 : Ex-Wrecker

Height-Ya

Better Natties

Nat Even Close

Nat Even Thinking About You Anymore

Upgrade

Triple Ex

Wreck the Ex

Episode 38 : Cloud Car

Skyline

Fast and Up

Sky High

Sky Racer

Sky Swamp

Episode 37 : Frigid Bitch

Hot Thief

Wallaby Cool

Side Balks

Frigid Pharoah

Too Cool to be Hot

Hot and Happy

Episode 36 : Sunnyside Up

Egg-Content

How Do You Like Your Eggs?

Where in the World is Eggs San Diego?

Where in the World is Eggs Seattle?

Upward Egg

Fallopian Rooftop

Fallopian Tube Top

Episode 35 : Cage Your Rage

Rage Cage

Rage Bedroom

Flighth

Cortisoul

Courtisolve

Adrenalink

Epinefriend

Adrenrelax

Episode 34 : No-Contact Lense

Safe-C

She-Spy

EHC (Empty Handed Predator)

Jooby Jogger

Episode 33 : It's Moi

France Now

France Kiss

Hit or Kiss

Mystery Mouth

Soops Mucho

Super Smooch

Episode 32 : Metal Meal

State of Plate

Plate State

Taste Not Waste

Episode 31 : You Can Handle the Tooth

Bristley Bear

Paste Pump

Tooth Tubes

Jooby's Tooth Tubies

Episode 30 : Warm Welcome

Cool Welcome

Welcome Comfort

Episode 29 : Sleeper Beeper

Sleepaway

Sleepnot

Wake Up, Idiot

Snaaze

Reeeh

Episode 28 : Superway

Superbus

Weeeeeeeeee

Ussssssssss

Episode 27 : All UV Can Eat

Clean Fanny

Life Bidet

Pocket Full of Sunshine

Episode 26 : Taco Teats

Rain Teat Snow or Hail

Saucy Udders

Episode 25 : Wife Alert

Caught You

Fake Trust

Love Prison

You'll Be Mine Forever Whether You Like It or Not

Jeff's Folly

The Gunderson Account

Episode 24 : Sleep Cycle

Episode 23 : Date Rate

They Love

Bottomless Pit

doyouwanttodiealone.com

Picky Pals

Five Star Love

Rate Your Mate

Episode 22 : giftsfrommomanddata.com

Mom and Data

Episode 21 : Bag It Up

Yes Yum No Tum

Forever on the Lips, Never on the Hips

Taurus System

Episode 20 : Voice Me

Voicemail Modulator

Holdin' Message

Slide Into My VMs

Episode 19 : Right Distance Relationship

Cuddlebot

Hydraulic Kiss

Feel It

Far and Wide

It's You

Episode 18 : Draculater

Vamp-Bye-Er

Steak Stake

Dracu-la-la

Episode 17 : Gotcha Back

Hip-ee

Hip Baby

You're Hips

Hip To Be There

Hips Do Fly

Hips Don't Fly

No Chip Hips

Your Hips Don't Life Alert

Hang in There (new name from Episode 32)

Episode 16 : Bib-Babe

Bud Bib

Buddy B

B-Bud

Catch-Fall

Episode 15 : Gettin' Handsy

My Hands Are Down Here

Hands Across America

Episode 14 : Divorce the Night Away (It's Not Raining Men)

Guy Gone

Release the Squibs

Ex-Men

Episode 13 : Shoot, You're Shot!

Have a Ball

Episode 12 : Earth Catheter

Pipe Dreams

Pipe

Pipe Out

Episode 11 : Helium Suit

Step Up

Gelium Suit

Episode 10 : Pal Around

Homie-o

Homeo & Juliet

Homeostasis

Homies

Homi-In

Homie Closer

Homing in on Your Homies

Bud Laser

Bud Day

Episode 9 : Guahhnnnn!!

Gone Gun

Gahhnnn?

Episode 8 : Loose Tubes

Manytube

Polytube

Polydrink

DrinkTube

Don't Tie Your Tubes

Garage Drink

3-Car Beverage

Tubulips

Garage Milk

Camelmouth

Drinks-a-Lot

Omnitubes

Episode 7 : Meessor Hands

Episode 6 : Truth Lens

Episode 5 : Shark Toes

The Tent Toe

Cozy Toesies

Foot Shark

Toe Yarmulkes

Episode 4 : Achondom

Safe Sneeze

Episode 3 : Big Ball

Ball Bike

Pedal Metal

Hitch a Ride

Have a Ball

Take Me and Leave Me

Episode 2 : Hear Me Roar

How Do You Speak at Night

How Do you Sleep at Night

Episode 1 : Car Shade Sun Safe